Messy Shit
Messy Shit by Tone142 June 4, 2018
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A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.
Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.
It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.
It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."
"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."
"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
mess of shit by Habeeb October 16, 2007
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shit-mess
A term for what's found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the shit and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.
Girl: 'Babe, is this your shit-mess on the bathroom floor again?'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'
shit-mess by coozehound72 September 4, 2010
Shit House Mess
Noun
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
Shit House Mess by billebllunt December 8, 2013
Shit in his Mess Kit
Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
Shit in his Mess Kit by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008
shit-slop-fuck-mess
This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.
shit-slop-fuck-mess by gordoncharly August 11, 2006
messyship
a “messy” relationship or a relationship usually involving more then two people but not on a mutual consenting level. often involves cheating and or back stabbing.
messyship by classof24girl March 31, 2021
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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