2 definitions by gordoncharly

tuffted pucker butt

An achey uncomfortable feeling, almost queazy in the testicular/anal region usually occuring but not restricted to when way up high on a ladder, or the edge of a high roof.

I really hate to climb ladders. Everytime I look down I get a tuffted pucker butt.

by gordoncharly August 10, 2006

shit-slop-fuck-mess

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.

Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!

by gordoncharly August 11, 2006