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Definitions by Habeeb

ass bunnies 

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.
"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"
ass bunnies by Habeeb March 23, 2008

pudding sick 

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.
Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.
pudding sick by Habeeb February 1, 2008

mess of shit 

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.
"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."
mess of shit by Habeeb October 16, 2007

Angry Rhinoceros 

A sexual term, closely related to the angry unicorn.

It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.
My girl wanted to go on a safari, but I told that bitch it's too expensive, and instead gave her the Angry Rhinoceros. Although now she can't walk right, it was quite cost effective.
Angry Rhinoceros by Habeeb September 6, 2007
Adj. Describes anything pertaining to a thug existence. Created completely on accident, and generaly used when talking about the Grand Theft Auto video game series.
Peep1: "Damn I just popped some caps in dem fools asses in GTA San Andreas fo' sho'!!1"
Peep2: "Wow, thats some hardcore thugery right there man..."
thugery by Habeeb December 27, 2006
A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.

It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.
Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"
abraham by Habeeb December 18, 2006
Something that gets in the way when your ready to do the bone dance.

Also.. a stupid word reffering to a "pair of pants", which makes no sense because its only one pant, yet nobody says "i bought a sweet pant yesterday", so it doesnt work that way.
I was tryin to fuck this bitch when i was drunk, but then i noticed my pants were in the way >.<!
pants by Habeeb June 27, 2006