Mertek

Stupid; Pornographer; Gay; Not-Human; Pornographer; Dumb.

Eww your dick is as small as Mertek's!

Who just grabbed my ass... Mertek i told you i'm a guy damnit!

Mertek: i love hotmail.com always giving me good porn
Crashed: Mertek.. thats hotmale.com... not hotmail.com.

by Crashed December 31, 2003

Metreklunk

German swear word meaning stupid person or action. Also an exclamation of anger, similar to the American “Fuck”

“You’re such a Metreklunk”

“Metreklunk!”

by MullerK May 12, 2019

merekere

pernounced: MEray-keray

merekere is a word that means anything.

"that merekere is fat" would mean "that bitch is fat". or "merekere the fuck is that?" would mean "what the fuck is that" and so on.

by Jackson S October 17, 2006

Marteka

Also known as Teka :Name meaning beautifully unique intelligent and laid back. Full of life. Sexy!

If you ain't got a Marteka, better get you one!

by Tekababii December 21, 2016

mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

Merek

A God-like Brownie who aids one around the house during the night time in exchange for small tokens such as cheese and honey. If not payed, this creature will feast upon anything he encounters, such as, kittens, children and loose change.

Darn, that Merek!

by Box of Kittens May 25, 2011