Mertek

Stupid; Pornographer; Gay; Not-Human; Pornographer; Dumb.

Eww your dick is as small as Mertek's!

Who just grabbed my ass... Mertek i told you i'm a guy damnit!

Mertek: i love hotmail.com always giving me good porn
Crashed: Mertek.. thats hotmale.com... not hotmail.com.

by Crashed December 31, 2003

Poop Flinger

Poop flinger is a monkey, or sometimes monkey-like people who fling poop. The poop vary from large smelly ones of their own, to small not-smelly ones from their friends. THey're not in danger, they own the jungle. All other niamls are terrified of the poop flinger. Their leader is Mertek.

Holy shit! That fucking monkey just fucking threw shit at me!

AHHH!!! MERTTEEKKK!!

by Crashed July 26, 2004