Merpig

A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.

"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."

by GuyS September 21, 2008

merigan

a) anybody who was born in America, is white and has a last name like Smith, Johnson or Washington;

b) anybody who talks or acts like somebody covered under definition A;

c) the opposite of an Italian-American;

d) a Wonder Bread Wop.

etym. Italian 'americano'

Maria: Honey, how was lunch yesterday at the Johnson's?

Vinnie: Maronn'! Those merigans couldn't prepare a TV dinner even if they tried!

by Jimmy Money May 27, 2004

merwig

Pronounced mur-whig, it is a pubic toupee. Can have many forms and kinds depending on the level of desired pubic coverage.

Nick: I think I have to go to a wedding this weekend.
Craig: Oh really? That sucks. Make sure to wear your Alpaca Merwig.
Nick: Fooor sho.

by David Davidson December 29, 2007

merpger

replacing the nig in nigger with merp, basically just calling someone a nigger without the racism

you're a fucking merpger

by Ted Twinklecorn July 27, 2023

merpire

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

by El-wy November 11, 2008

Merigold

A pill producing flower yielding the following narcotics: morphine, klonopin, and codeine. Druggies plant these flowers and party hard.

Hey Mitchell! I planted a merigold on 4/20 in the forest!

by ~*Tha Last of Tha Real G's*~ February 17, 2010

merrigin

to smile in such a manner as to display poor dental form

When he flashed that merrigin I could see he needed dentures

by Mensch-chester April 2, 2010