Merpig

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A creature that thinks it's half fish and half pig and likes to be inexplicably rolled around the floor in satin pyjamas.
A merpig typically wakes after a night of drinking, flexes its frotters, squeals and then organises a series of high powered events for a major art gallery.

"Seen the merpig lately?"
"Yeah, we went for a few drinks and then she withdrew into a sleeping bag oinking and wriggling her snout."

Merpig by GuyS September 21, 2008

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merigan

a) anybody who was born in America, is white and has a last name like Smith, Johnson or Washington;

b) anybody who talks or acts like somebody covered under definition A;

c) the opposite of an Italian-American;

d) a Wonder Bread Wop.

etym. Italian 'americano'

Maria: Honey, how was lunch yesterday at the Johnson's?

Vinnie: Maronn'! Those merigans couldn't prepare a TV dinner even if they tried!

merigan by Jimmy Money May 27, 2004

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merwig

Pronounced mur-whig, it is a pubic toupee. Can have many forms and kinds depending on the level of desired pubic coverage.

Nick: I think I have to go to a wedding this weekend.
Craig: Oh really? That sucks. Make sure to wear your Alpaca Merwig.
Nick: Fooor sho.

merwig by David Davidson December 29, 2007

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merpger

replacing the nig in nigger with merp, basically just calling someone a nigger without the racism

you're a fucking merpger

merpger by Ted Twinklecorn July 27, 2023

merpire

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

merpire by El-wy November 11, 2008

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Merigold

A pill producing flower yielding the following narcotics: morphine, klonopin, and codeine. Druggies plant these flowers and party hard.

Hey Mitchell! I planted a merigold on 4/20 in the forest!

Merigold by ~*Tha Last of Tha Real G's*~ February 17, 2010

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merrigin

to smile in such a manner as to display poor dental form

When he flashed that merrigin I could see he needed dentures

merrigin by Mensch-chester April 2, 2010

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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