merpire 

Cross between a vampire and a mermaid. A mermaid with fangs.

A merpire drained a surfer yesterday.

merpire by El-wy November 11, 2008

mermire 

This is a creature that is a mermaid and a vampire.

Elivs: Hey, so where's that accent from?
Marygolightly: Romania
Elvis: Oh, are you from Transilvania; are you a vampire?
Marygolightly: No, I am from the seaside. I am a mermaid :))
Elvis: A mermire!

mermire by marygolightly June 13, 2005

merpie

A collection of opinions from an unbiased and anonymous sources.

I got a merpie for when I should have another child.

merpie by jack23333 April 20, 2010

merpies 

The expression of love between two men. Merpies can be both a verb and a noun. This love will generally make everyone else both nauseous or envious depending on the context.

Thanks Merpies, I love you too.

merpies by Jdford24 September 8, 2010

Merpies 

A derelict strand of herpies, originating from williamstown NJ.

I was told merpies was not contagious

Merpies by U are job March 17, 2017

Merpirate 

Half Pirate and Half Mermaid or Merman.

Muriel lives in the sea and she is swashbuckling underwater, she’s a Merpirate.

Merpirate by jillybeanapril July 29, 2023