Mermy

A disease you get when shagging a mermaid

“That fishy bitch gave me the mermy disease !

by NonceM8 December 20, 2019

Mermi

Slang for a very beautiful girl, someone having calmness of that of a mermaid sitting on a rock in a turbulent sea and smiling. Also used for a girl who is vulnerable and innocent as dove

She is a beautiful girl, a Mermi.

by Akky August 25, 2013

Mermi

Mermi is the most superior business in the universe. They have diversity in thumb size and big cocks. The three owners are Maciej Kawecki, Javi Marciano, and Ermin Sabovic. They have accumulated more than $702 novemtrigintillion in earnings. If you are in the presence of the founders of Mermi, be honored, they are basically gods. They all have unlimited power and they all live in the galaxy of Zorkag in the 4th Dimension.

I wish I could work for Mermi.

by ZippyLord December 9, 2021

Mermie

The definition of whore, she always on twitter waiting for men

That Mermie over there surely has a lot of men, what's her deal?

by Johnnyboy24 March 14, 2025

Mermie

Mermie stands for Male equivalent of rat made in Europe. This is Online slang that is popular on apps like twitter and tumblr in recent years. It's often used to describe whorish guys in Western Europe, some who pretend to be women online for clicks and ego fueling privileges. If u know where to look, they're often on twitter with fan pages of some of the greatest acts of our day. Make sure to call a Mermie every time you see one, as it is a compliment to them.

I see that Mermie over there all the time, he usually wreaks of sweat and axe spray and has oily hair...

by Johnnyboy24 March 21, 2025