Merlok

A person whom is always ontop

Isn't it crazy how cool Merlok is

by Merlok November 22, 2021

Merlone

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

merlk

the act of shoving one's thumb up a friends asshole (above clothing), penitrating their integrity and self esteem.

Ben furiously merlked Alex in a fit of excitment one sunny autumn day. Alex giggled and squirmed but could not jump high enough to escape the wrath of Ben's wide thumb.

by patters January 9, 2004

2004 Merlot

Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.

Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.

Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.

by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017

merloaded

The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.

I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.

by Comma Boy December 25, 2008

Merlot

A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.

"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."

by imawiner January 13, 2010

Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009