Merlot

A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.

"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."

by imawiner January 13, 2010

Merlot

a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.

"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."

by birdwatcher123 January 13, 2010

merloted

gettin bombed on fine red wine

That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour

by gagggs4 February 6, 2009

merlotional

mer·lo·tion·al

adjective

1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.

"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"

by Merlotional Marissa April 27, 2012

merlot

An attractive older woman. Aged well over the years.

Billy's mom is old....but what a merlot!

by thajasman December 6, 2009

2004 Merlot

Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.

Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.

Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.

by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017

toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.

"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."

by phantom shitter returns May 9, 2010