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A cross between Merlin the magician and a Warlock
Merlock makes leet CS movies
merlock by merlock July 28, 2003
The term given to elephants who frequent in sexual intercourse with pelicans.
A merlock can be found wasting his days at The Bunker - Brisbane City.
merlock by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Murlock Moment 

A murlock moment refers to Imperium Gaming Axis and Allies rp when the owner of the server Murlock, screws it up yet again.
That is a Murlock moment
Murlock Moment by Sputnik 1 October 11, 2019

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.
Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Styopa medlock Principle 

A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.
My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.