Merlot
A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.
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Merlot
a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.
Merlot by birdwatcher123 January 13, 2010
2004 Merlot
Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.
Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.
Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.
2004 Merlot by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017
Cock Merlot
A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
Cock Merlot by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013
toilet merlot
Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
toilet merlot by phantom shitter returns May 9, 2010
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