Merise 

A nice French male name.

Small wild cherry, which has been cultivated in spring.
Merise comes from the sea, it calms the waters with its beautiful singing.

Merise is a great friend, you could not stop admiring his long eyelashes, he has a nice personality, he is kind, affectionate and loving.
He tends to be shy at the beginning, but when he gains confidence he is a great conversationalist.
He has a great humor, he will most likely bring a smile to your face or make you melt to see him smile.

Why the hell is Merise smiling at anyone else but me? *drink tea* *fake crying* *fake crying*

Merise is so pretty, she's like cherry, too sweet to be about this world.

Thank you for being Merise and being so lovely. *crying with love*.

Merise by midnighttea August 27, 2021

Meriem 

She is a wonderful person. You can trust her with anything she is loyal ,pretty and one of the most beautiful person in this world sometimes she might not think that and sometimes she needs to reminded of it. It’s not hard for her to fit in cuz she is such a lovable person she loves booba with tapioca perls

Person1:OMG WHO IS THAT ? SHE IS GORGEOUS

Person2: that’s Meriem

Meriem by We love u no mattter what December 9, 2020

Merie 

The best most hottest sexiest lady

wow she's so MErie

Merie by ASHTHEBESt March 5, 2019

Marco from Memrise 

A bastard that keeps on sending you random emails about Memrise's deals

*Marco from Memrise*

It's our Hanukkah sale! Get everything 0.1 percent off!

Marco from Memrise by Oof_Lord February 7, 2020

Meriella 

An amazingly sweet and sensitive girl. One with true beauty both inside and out. A giggly personality. Female perfection.

Wow! did you see how gorgeous that girl was? And totally sweet too. A complete package, a total Meriella.

Meriella by cinderella1234 February 16, 2010

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

Merissuality 

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).

I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)

Merissuality by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021