Meribitch

A girl who thinks she is better than anyone else and criticizes others openly, but can't accept it herself. She has an annoying nasally voice and believes she has a higher standard of living than others. She also thinks everyone is attracted to her. They are normally obsessed with Asians.

Person: Can you help me with this math problem?
Meribitch- Oh my gosh, are you really wearing that shirt right now? It's terrible looking. Did I tell you about this boy who said hi to me? He totally wants me.

by dtownreppin October 27, 2011

megabitch

Same as bitch but is the epitome of the word. A contestible female who is self absorbed, materialistic, and often conniving.

Person 1: I won't even deal with (lisa), she'll screw you in a second, and won't think twice.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Megabitchron

This word is used to describe a girl who takes being a bitch to a whole new level. Although the regular word to describe this kind of girl is "megabitch," this particular girl is the leader of a group of bitches (who can be referred to as bitchcepticons.) The word is derived from the words "megatron" (the leader of the the decepticons in transformers), and "megabitch."

Guy: "Oh that girl is such a bitch, and it's only because she has a big ass!"

Girl: "I know! She's a megabitchron! I hate her and her bitchcepticons!"

by Thegodwatcher October 9, 2010

Metabitching

Bitching about other people bitching.

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.

by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004

Megabitch

A bitch so bitchy that can shift any room from happy to mad within seconds.

They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.

“Gosh Dan, my sister seeks to ruin my day every chance she gets.”

“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”

“...What?”

by Görm Rat-el June 21, 2020

MedBitch

{MedBitch} is a definition of a player who plays tf2 medic and is mentally ill addicted to only one player/friend/love one and only pocket them and never heal anyone else because of there 5 IQ and over EGO, don't know how to play the class. usually the {MedBitch} is a whale and will waste there money on Over Pricey Cosmetic to make them look like they are professional at the game but easy to find that there not professional afterwards. easy signs to find out someone is a {MedBitch} is a Female sounding person pockets a soilder, heavy, demo and only see {MedBitch} only healing them in the battlefield not the other teammates around them.

"We Got Ourselves a MedBitch" means that the Team notices a terrible Degenerate medic on their their team and only will heal their fuckboy Teammate.
"Fuck this MedBitch" means your Team and yourself is annoyed and pissed off at the MedBitch and willing to VoteKick the Medbitch off the server, when it works the fuckboy will disconnect the server and comfort the MedBitch.

by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023

megabitch

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."

Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.

by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009