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Malibitch 

Those sorority girls that think they run the god damn world. They think they can walk all over everyone and do whatever they want just cause their daddy has a sweet house in Malibu.
We were relaxing on our porch on a Saturday night enjoying some brewskis and some sorostitute wanders over and just demands that we get her some ice for her mix drink.

Yeah man, total Malibitch.
Malibitch by majamski September 20, 2011
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sun-mabitch 

Usually used by old Indians/Pakistanis as an obscenity (usually directed at white people). Coined from the term "son of a bitch", this south-asian derivative has the same message, yet combines an undeniably funny accent.
"Allo?"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"
sun-mabitch by porneggs May 24, 2006
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manabitch 

The act of being a pussy, having a small penis, and being an all around douchebag
Also being fat and out of shape
Stop being such a manabitch.
manabitch by manabitch April 18, 2010

Maybitch 

Someone who may or may not be a bitch. Not knowing someone well enough to definitely call them a bitch, but well enough to warn others what they might be in for.
Maybitches frequently consider other people to be maybitches also.
Person 1: I think i'm gonna go out with Person 3.
Person 2 : Person 3? I met her at a party once...seemed like a maybitch.

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Person 3: Person 2 is such a maybitch..sometimes she's nice, but other times i want to bite her head off.
Maybitch by Gardensoil January 15, 2011

manabitch 

To become a slave to The Beast and have your testicles carried around in her purse in a super tight clamp

A small, yet persistently annoying irritation that one is unable to get rid of through any means
He's been manabitch'd by that girl he hooked up with last week.

I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of this manabitch.
manabitch by themadat April 21, 2010

Millibitch 

The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.
There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.

Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
Millibitch by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011

manbitch 

Simply put, a man bitch is a friend that takes care of multiple chores and duties that you do not want to do. They also do it with great pride and without complaining. Often times they take the initiative, and consider it a great honor.
ie. pay the bar tab, give rides to airport, take care of the pets while you are away, pick up dry cleaning....Most MB's are talented at one thing or another, otherwise why have them around?....If you don't have a man bitch, you probably are one.
manbitch by Hop Sing March 22, 2004
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