Mentec

You are absolutely fucked, incoherent and mentally fucked. You can’t see you can’t walk you can’t do anything you are fucken MENTECED

Jimmy.b is fucken menteced

by Danliames May 28, 2025

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mentican

A true soldier, one that no one else can compare to. Sacrifices happiness for others, even if the ones treat him with hatred. But once taken from the ones that treated him with such hatred, they sulk and pray that one day mentican will return.

"Fuck mentican he's black." Screams Nico
"Don't do a mentican" Exclaims Sophie
"Mentican goated" Says Wyatt
"No he's not shut the fuck up Wyatt" Yells Volk

by Wyet April 9, 2021

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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

by jim christ May 12, 2008

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