Urban Dictionary: Definitions by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9

Dog Dick

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

Another way of saying "good stuff"; an expression of approval, can be used sarcastically or seriously.

Friend: "I finally asked out the fat booty bitch from next door"
Me: "Good dick"
Friend: "She turned out to be a guy"
Me: "Not good dick"

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.

They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face

She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.