Therapist

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 17, 2021

Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face

She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 17, 2021

Dog Dick

An expression if disapproval.

Friend: "My girlfriend pegged me while I was sleeping"
Me: "That's dog dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021

Good Dick

Another way of saying "good stuff"; an expression of approval, can be used sarcastically or seriously.

Friend: "I finally asked out the fat booty bitch from next door"
Me: "Good dick"
Friend: "She turned out to be a guy"
Me: "Not good dick"

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 18, 2021

Pussy Goblin

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.

They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 17, 2021