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The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...
mented by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020

Ad-Mented Reality 

Augmented reality, only augmented with ads
ad-mented reality in google street view is... well just weird...

Ad-Mented Reality, term coined first by Molly Wood, January 13th, 2009, on Buzz Out Loud Episode 1144
Ad-Mented Reality by highac3s January 13, 2010
When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018

They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️ 

Something Quackity said on stream.
They're high,😫⚠️ They're high😍 ⚠️They have✋🤯✨ dr0gas⚡️💥 dr0gas⚡️💥 las dr0gas ❗️❗️❗️LA MENTE😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗️😡 LA MENTE💀❗️

melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.
oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.
melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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