Mentaleous

When you feel extremely judgemental, bleak, and/or hopeless for literally absolutely definitely no reason.

you - "Bro... Yesterday I was eating at a restaurant and when I came back to my house, I felt..."
friend - "Glowlag?"

you - "No, not glowlag. I just felt hella mentaleous, like nothing will go my way and I should stop even doing anything. It's like that titan in attack on titan that crawled extremely slowly for prolly hundreds of years but just gave up."

by 6uttural February 8, 2026

mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Mentalcourse

The act of mentally picturing oneself having sex with another person. Common among men.

"Hey look at her!"
"Dang man, she'll make for good mentalcourse later"

by hey its A September 24, 2008

Mentalpause

Writers block

Staring blankly at his typewriter, John was worried that he was entering a permanent state of mentalpause.

by Ducktight January 10, 2012

Mentalpause

To be forgetful. Forgetting a name, place or date during a conversation.

"I'm suffering from mentalpause" "I'm going through mentalpause"

by Detroit Al October 5, 2008

MetalMouse

The best mod of server scanning inc

swp: "I love MetalMouse"

by MetalMouse October 16, 2022

Mentalpause

In the laundry list of a woman's hormonal faultline shifts, I take comfort in knowing that this one means the shit show is almost over. Complete with hot flashes, dried up Virginia slims, and night terrors/meat sweats...what kinda contest in hell did I win??

She's suffering from severe more than moderate mentalpause. Poor old broad...

by Hallucinojenn January 26, 2023