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mentalpause 

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.
Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.
mentalpause by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003
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Mentalpause 

Writers block
Staring blankly at his typewriter, John was worried that he was entering a permanent state of mentalpause.
Mentalpause by Ducktight January 10, 2012

Mentalpause 

To be forgetful. Forgetting a name, place or date during a conversation.
"I'm suffering from mentalpause" "I'm going through mentalpause"
Mentalpause by Detroit Al October 5, 2008

Mentalpause 

In the laundry list of a woman's hormonal faultline shifts, I take comfort in knowing that this one means the shit show is almost over. Complete with hot flashes, dried up Virginia slims, and night terrors/meat sweats...what kinda contest in hell did I win??
She's suffering from severe more than moderate mentalpause. Poor old broad...
Mentalpause by Hallucinojenn January 26, 2023

Mentalcase 

Someone who is mentally challenged and/or crazy.

See nutcase.
Your such a mentalcase.
Mentalcase by Demski August 18, 2008

mentapause

My wife hit mentapause no more sex for me
mentapause by Blue scrotum December 27, 2019

mental pause 

What men often experience during a woman's menopause.
A sudden interruption in thought or loss of the thought entirely.
"I am having/experiencing mental pause."

"Sorry! mental pause."
mental pause by Delmuire February 2, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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