mental constipation

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009

mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

by Robodok December 6, 2007

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 1, 2011

Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 13, 2018

Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.

He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.

by Lexxster August 1, 2022