Menstruoral
Menstruoral by menstruoral January 15, 2019
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Menstrual mouth
A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
Menstrual mouth by olive man November 22, 2014
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menstrual high-five
Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.
Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?
Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...
Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!
*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*
Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...
Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!
*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*
menstrual high-five by hardcore Rx June 1, 2011
MenstrualMan
A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!
MenstrualMan by SirGreg February 19, 2017
Menstrual Loaf
1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.
2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
Menstrual Loaf by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005
Post-menstrual pick-me
A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
Post-menstrual pick-me by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022
Curdled Menstrual Chunks
A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.
Curdled Menstrual Chunks by TastyChunks January 7, 2010
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