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emosaurus 

The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast.

With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.

The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.
-The Emosaurus ate the Emo kid for breakfast
-The Emosaurus makes the world a better place
-Go play with the Emosaur
emosaurus by ExoByte July 13, 2006

Morosaurus

A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.
That creature looked alot like a morosaurus!
Morosaurus by Coolman421 August 19, 2015

momasaurus 

over protective, yet micro-managing mother who uses guilt to try and make you change your mind
Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.
momasaurus by ooober goober March 25, 2010

Mamasaurus

Similar to a Mama Bear, the Mamasaurus will protect her little dinosaur in every way that she can. This can be anything from burning your hand on the stove to defending you from a bully at school. Mamasaurus has got your back!
You better leave me alone or my Mamasaurus is going to get you!

meosaurus 

(n). A loud, obnoxious, self-absorbed person that dominates a social situation and won't stop talking about themselves. A narcissist that gobbles up all of the attention and conversation from the group.
Man I was trying to talk to this hottie but some damn frat boy meosaurus kept shouting about his recent promotion and new Mercedes.
meosaurus by JDP123 March 5, 2011

MelonSaurus 

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.
Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!
MelonSaurus by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010