meosaurus

(n). A loud, obnoxious, self-absorbed person that dominates a social situation and won't stop talking about themselves. A narcissist that gobbles up all of the attention and conversation from the group.

Man I was trying to talk to this hottie but some damn frat boy meosaurus kept shouting about his recent promotion and new Mercedes.

by JDP123 March 5, 2011

emosaurus

The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast.

With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.

The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.

-The Emosaurus ate the Emo kid for breakfast
-The Emosaurus makes the world a better place
-Go play with the Emosaur

by ExoByte July 13, 2006

Morosaurus

A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.

That creature looked alot like a morosaurus!

by Coolman421 August 19, 2015

Mansaurus

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen

by aaaaajon January 2, 2012

MelonSaurus

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.

Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!

by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010

manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

emosaurus

A large emo. cries alot, looks really funny when surrounded by smaller eemlettes, who run about its feet wailing and trying to die.

"dude, look at the size of that emosaurus! maybe we should find another group to roll"
"Na dude, just go for the ankles, itl be sweet."
*Emosaurus makes sad, lonely chewbacca noise*

by Psyberdyne Systems August 20, 2008