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mmaged= mma + engaged
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and shit in his pants
male 2: no way, what happened?
Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!
girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
male 2: no way, what happened?
Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!
girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
mmaged by jrcuteeingoff November 29, 2010
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menage-a-Trump
The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).
Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.
Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.
Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004
menage a moi
menage a moi by Hands Solo March 2, 2005
menage a cat
When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.
Dude 2: What did you do?
Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
Dude 2: What did you do?
Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
menage a cat by stracey g July 6, 2011
ménage à twats
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.
Enter ménage à twats.
ménage à twats by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010