Meltonic 

Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes

Friend: Hey man, do you dip?
Me: Nah, I’m not meltonic

Meltonic by Liliam Pumpernickel July 2, 2018

melonic 

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.

Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!

melonic by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005

Miltonic 

A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.

Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".

Miltonic by A cambridge Spyo March 29, 2010

melatonic 

(adj.) describes the effect of something that increases the levels of melatonin in your body.

Examples of things that are melatonic: darkness, injury, melatonin pills, cannabis

*after smoking a bowl*
"We should go to sleep soon"
"Yeah man, I'm just gonna wait for the melatonic effects to kick in"

melatonic by shit_im_tired September 29, 2011

Melonica 

a very nice girl.

usually a name for a walking goddess.

possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.

actually...shes one in a million.

yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?

dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell

you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.

Melonica by ridiichico May 1, 2009

melonicious 

A woman with perfectly round breasts that cannot be ignored. Large round breasts begging to be played with. Breasts that makes a man swoon.

Jerry hated having to work next to Barb; she had these melonicious boobs that distracted him from his job.

His little sister was endowed with melonicious hooters and she wasn't afraid to flaunt them in front her brother's buddies.

melonicious by tainochief July 28, 2014