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Melonica 

a very nice girl.

usually a name for a walking goddess.

possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.

actually...shes one in a million.
yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?

dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell

you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.
Melonica by ridiichico May 1, 2009
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Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.
Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
melonic by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005
A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.
That woman is so Melonia.
Melonia by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Meronica 

kindheartedamazingbeautifulperfectloving and caring
Meronica is the kindest person you will ever meet. she is amazing and beautiful on the outside, and perfect in the inside. if you know a Meronica, she is sure to be kind and caring.
Meronica by whyyoudothat December 28, 2018

Melanical 

An Individual who exhibits their Melanism in the most naturally, high degree creative and magically rhythmic format.
"What she does only someone so Melanical could do!" - A Dancer for instance, who is so amazing with their self taught, never trained performance.

"You bad! You Melanical Man!" - A Street Dancer or Artist. A Rapper a designer who is self taught no degree or taught through systematic schooling.
Melanical by Melanic Coolection September 22, 2012

rusty melodica 

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.
My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
an extremely ADDICTIVE painkiller drug (which can get you high) used by small gingers who reside in the bustling metropolis called new hampshire.
"My back hurts, give me some meloxicam for this shit. WOAHHH" - small ginger
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