Melted cheese

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!

Wow Tim, I didn't expect your world famous melted cheese to leave burn marks on my face!!!

by Melted cheese July 19, 2016

Melted Cheese

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.

The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.

by DoppioCioccolato May 10, 2023

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

Melted cheese dick

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009

melted cheese on my taco

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon

Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco

by K-Rich January 6, 2006

Melted Cheese face

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .

Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.

by Madlykillbot May 27, 2017

Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's

Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.

by belladeefy May 8, 2020