Mekrow 

Undefined crustation, usually a crab. Always spikey and loves salad

Damn they don't even sell mekrow in this supermarket. Thats bullsh@it

Mekrow by Crabblife December 17, 2018

metrowned 

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

metrowned by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

mecrow

The act, or habit, of attempting to fix something usually with the result of rendering the object useless and most likely dangerous. Connection to the internet sometimes occurs.

1. I completely mecrowed my car yesterday so I can't get to work. But at least I can get my emails!

2. That guy just did a mecrow on my computer now I need a new one.

mecrow by richardmecrow June 2, 2009

Merrowvista 

A beautiful place that we call a cult, better than Miniwanca, founded by snack boi, child labor, feet pics, way-c sucks.

Light is forever.

My mother told me someday I will buy.

ShweeeeeeeeEeeeeeeen

SPARTAAANSSSS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

AHH UUUU AHH UUUU AHH UUUU.

do ya know that feelin' when...

(you meet your girlfriend's twin, and she slaps you with a wet noodle and you get confused and fuck her dad)

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Radical Islamic Terrorism

Polygamy and Mormonism is good.

TRAPHOUSE

North Star Shelter (roof not included)

yo anus

Session A is better at Camp Merrowvista.

Merrowvista by SisterEvelyn August 1, 2021

Metrowog 

Metrowog is a combination of the words Wog and Metrosexual. The term Wog refers to anyone who rejects the teachings of Scientology and chooses instead to live in the 'Real World (a.k.a. Wog-World).' Someone who strives to retain individuality, resists being hypnotized by mass media, and helps others.

The term Metrosexual refers to a straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc.

So, the term Metrowog refers to a man who may enjoy shopping, be refined and cares greatly for his hygiene but also doesn't mind getting outdoors and into tough situations. A Metrowog also resists advertisements and thinks for himself. A Metrowog can survive in both the wilderness and in a famous store during a major sale.

John is such a Metrowog, he can get in and out of a crowded store just as good as he can find food in the wild.

Metrowog by Mark Reaves May 11, 2008

Mekrouf 

It's a Moroccan slang that is meant to describe someone named Reda and has green eyes and it means his head is square

Guy1: there's Reda bro

Guy2:look at his head he is mekrouf

Mekrouf by Rassl3owa July 3, 2022

merow

merow - A random word said by teens and mentally retarded old people who think they are cats. Originated In Canada.

...merow ?

Person#1:Hello, How are you today ?
Person#2:...merow

merow by Amanda June 23, 2004