mecrow

The act, or habit, of attempting to fix something usually with the result of rendering the object useless and most likely dangerous. Connection to the internet sometimes occurs.

1. I completely mecrowed my car yesterday so I can't get to work. But at least I can get my emails!

2. That guy just did a mecrow on my computer now I need a new one.

mecrow by richardmecrow June 2, 2009

Mecrow

To perform a mecrow is to either:

a. To host a party at your home and invite everyone to get it subsequently trashed, vandalized and everything stolen.

b. To become engaged at the age of 18.

Alan- "Im still recovering from that party last night, we totally mecrow'd it!"

Dave- "I really like Juile, I think Im going to mecrow her"

Steve- "Well, when I mecrow'd Katie I didn't know the wedding would get mecrow'd"

Mecrow by BewareTheOneLeggedMan May 28, 2011

Mecrofom 

Mecrofom is a misspelling of Microphone, first shown on Roomie Official's "I Wrote a Song Using Only Hate Comments".
It has no known uses other than being a misspelling

"You can eat mecrofom"

Mecrofom by MugManNumber932 October 19, 2020

Microweiner (microween) 

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

Microweiner (microween) by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

microwave the hot dog by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

Ass Microwave 

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

Ass Microwave by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015