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Meiospiss 

Much like mitospiss, only the streams are not identical.
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of meiospiss and missed the toilet completely
Meiospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019
Words you can keep
Stands for "My EggIsOvulatingSoInsertSperm
Hey Jimmy "MEIOSIS!
You Bet Carel
Meiosis by TheMoretsonPvP August 22, 2018

Mitospiss 

A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.

Not to be confused with meiospiss
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely
Mitospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

milospiss 

milospiss is the sexiest mutual you will ever have. he is so sweet and he cares a lot about his mutuals.
“did you see that video of milospiss crushing a soda can with his thighs?!”

yeah, i did! milospiss is so cool 🤤🤤”
milospiss by ariana_________ March 13, 2021
The meiosis in the cells is typical of the plant tissue we found
meiosis by martin sadfart June 29, 2006

milospiss 

The best mutual in the world and also a very seggsy person
Everyone wants to be milospiss
milospiss by Inverx March 12, 2021

milospiss 

The best mutual and the most seggsy person in the world
1.I wish to be milospiss

2. I want to be milospiss mutual so bad
milospiss by Inverx March 13, 2021
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