A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.

Not to be confused with meiospiss
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely
by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019
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