Mitospiss 

A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.

Not to be confused with meiospiss

Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely

Mitospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

Groupchat Mitosis 

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019

mitosis 

A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.

The cells reproduce by Mitosis.

mitosis by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008

Mitosis 

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”

Mitosis by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

milospiss 

milospiss is the sexiest mutual you will ever have. he is so sweet and he cares a lot about his mutuals.

“did you see that video of milospiss crushing a soda can with his thighs?!”

“yeah, i did! milospiss is so cool 🤤🤤”

milospiss by ariana_________ March 13, 2021

Meiospiss 

Much like mitospiss, only the streams are not identical.

Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of meiospiss and missed the toilet completely

Meiospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

mitosis 

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

mitosis by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009