A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.
Not to be confused with meiospiss
Not to be confused with meiospiss
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely
by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019
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I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
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A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.
by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008
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Get the Mitosis mug.milospiss is the sexiest mutual you will ever have. he is so sweet and he cares a lot about his mutuals.
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by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019
Get the Meiospiss mug.A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.
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