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Stands for "My EggIsOvulatingSoInsertSperm
Hey Jimmy "MEIOSIS!
You Bet Carel
Meiosis by TheMoretsonPvP August 22, 2018
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The meiosis in the cells is typical of the plant tissue we found
meiosis by martin sadfart June 29, 2006
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ok scoot you're a hypebeast like meiosis
Meiosis by xdethboix420x June 18, 2021

Meiospiss 

Much like mitospiss, only the streams are not identical.
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of meiospiss and missed the toilet completely
Meiospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019
An affliction of the oral cavity, that causes the infected person to continually talk about themselves.
Don't try talking to them. They have meosis so bad you will only get me me me in a speech about them or how good they are.
meosis by Rich Muh January 10, 2014

The Miosis Pisser 

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.
I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.
The Miosis Pisser by ADCAR December 13, 2023
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