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milospiss 

The best mutual in the world and also a very seggsy person
Everyone wants to be milospiss
milospiss by Inverx March 12, 2021

milospiss 

The best mutual and the most seggsy person in the world
1.I wish to be milospiss

2. I want to be milospiss mutual so bad
milospiss by Inverx March 13, 2021

Mitospiss 

A common thing that men experience in the mornings or after post-ejaculation; the pee splits into two even streams, causing the witness of this event to miss the toilet bowl completely, which results in two identical puddles on either side of said toilet.

Not to be confused with meiospiss
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of mitospiss and missed the toilet completely
Mitospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

Meiospiss 

Much like mitospiss, only the streams are not identical.
Jimmy was so angry with himself yesterday morning. He had a bad case of meiospiss and missed the toilet completely
Meiospiss by THE_00F_MAN September 24, 2019

miloissotired

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER. Milo deserves many hugs. He is the actual best moot ever /srs Milo deserves a raise for how comforting he is. Milo is the 2nd prettiest boy ever (sorry milo gnf has to be first 😔🤞) I LOVE YOU MILO <33
person1: WOAH IS THAT MILOISSOTIRED??

person2: WHERE??

person3: HE IS SO NICE :)
miloissotired by gnfsstickymilkjar October 11, 2021

Hiptosis Milosis 

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis is a very rare disease to all the non support a creator code "KingRAGE" users. This can lead to not winning any games of fortnite, having bad luck, and a small PP. the only way to treat this disease is to be using code "KingRAGE"
I diagnose you with a rare disease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
(PLS EXCEPT)
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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