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That megamoron in in the BMW just wrecked me.
megamoron by Paul Peterson December 14, 2008

Megamonothálamosaphobia 

Mega (Greek): large
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear

Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.

To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".
Why does Kimmith look like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent soul that she sold to the Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?

Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.
A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.
Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl
megamoney by zmx15 February 12, 2009

MegaMoose 

The best priest on Crystal Saga.
Her heals are better than anyone's,
and she will slay you within the blink of an eye.
She is usually seen having sexual relations with SuperRanger.
"DAMN! MegaMoose just hit me with 200k!"
"No shit, it's MegaMoose.."
MegaMoose by MegaMoose fan September 9, 2012

megamounts 

huge amounts (of data); a virtual equivalent of a person's Facebook profile contents published on the Internet.
In our digital lives, we generate megamounts of data.
megamounts by mno October 23, 2013

Mega-moon 

a form of "moonie" in which the participant (male) places his meat and veg between his legs so that it can be observed from the rear.
Mega-moon by Anonymous November 5, 2003