megamoney

A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.

Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl

megamoney by zmx15 February 12, 2009

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Megaloney 

Baloney but times 1,000

Sarah: Happy Sluzzle Tag, Miss Simian!
Lucy Simian: What does that mean?
Darwin: It means we get the day off school, and we get presents from Sluzzle Dude!
Lucy Simian: That sounds like complete megaloney.

Megaloney by FrankFrankUltimate October 5, 2021

Megamonothálamosaphobia 

Mega (Greek): large
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear

Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.

To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".

Why does Kimmith look like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent soul that she sold to the Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?

Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.

Megamonothálamosaphobia by Valonia ventriNOsa October 4, 2018

Megamanny 

When you break the YouTube algorithm in half.

Steveee, Spectator, and Skepeee were the successful Megamanny ripoffs

Synonyms: Steveee

Megamanny by konosuhardbass May 2, 2021

meganonymous 

One who rocks anonymous

Justin: Check out that chick who just came in. Damn she is crazy!
Garner: Dude I don't know, but total meganonymous.

meganonymous by Justin Garner December 26, 2008

megazone 

when you’re in a skype/discord/voice call and you fade out during a conversation, typically due to internet connectivity issues

John: Oh man, bro, she was all over me shhh...
John:
John:
Michael: shh?
and about a few seconds/minutes later
John: Oh shit bro I faded into the megazone

megazone by Aidenarian November 26, 2017