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megamoney

A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.
Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl
by zmx15 February 12, 2009
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megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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Megaloney

Sarah: Happy Sluzzle Tag, Miss Simian!
Lucy Simian: What does that mean?
Darwin: It means we get the day off school, and we get presents from Sluzzle Dude!
Lucy Simian: That sounds like complete megaloney.
by FrankFrankUltimate October 5, 2021
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Megamonothálamosaphobia

Mega (Greek): large
Monothálamos (Greek): unicellular
Phobia (Greek): fear

Irrational fear of unicellular organisms that do not play by the surface area-to-volume ratio rule. Someone with Megamonothálamosaphobia will feel a certain out-of-body, exotic discomfort coupled with existential dread and feelings of inevitable doom when thinking about or seeing large cells visible to the naked eye, such as the 4cm-9cm long Valonia ventricosa algae.

To self-diagnose yourself with Megamonothálamosaphobia, look up "Sailor's Eyeball" and "Largest unicellular organisms" on Google and start exploring. People with Megamonothálamosaphobia may experience a spectrum of negative emotions from "mild discomfort" to "nonconsensual Satanic ritual sacrifices of the KKK persuasion".
Why does Kimmith look like she just saw the holy ghost and is regretting every atheistic declaration she has ever made as hallucinations of Hell engulf her nonexistent soul that she sold to the Devil via depressive and curiosity-driven bargaining?

Oh, she just saw a giant cell. Kimmith has Megamonothálamosaphobia.
by Valonia ventriNOsa October 4, 2018
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Megamanny

Steveee, Spectator, and Skepeee were the successful Megamanny ripoffs

Synonyms: Steveee
by konosuhardbass May 2, 2021
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meganonymous

Justin: Check out that chick who just came in. Damn she is crazy!
Garner: Dude I don't know, but total meganonymous.
by Justin Garner December 26, 2008
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megazone

when you’re in a skype/discord/voice call and you fade out during a conversation, typically due to internet connectivity issues
John: Oh man, bro, she was all over me shhh...
John:
John:
Michael: shh?
and about a few seconds/minutes later
John: Oh shit bro I faded into the megazone
by Aidenarian November 26, 2017
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