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megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.
i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008
A 12-sided Rubik's cube
I got a megaminx for Christmas
Megaminx by Ultimatecuber June 7, 2016

megamind nigga 

person 1: lol that nigga head big af !!!
person 2: hahaha megamind nigga lookin ass :PPPP xd
megamind nigga by maiqcol July 23, 2018

Megamind 

Someone with an abnormally large head like in the film Megamind.
Alexis - Hey mark you have a big head. Kinda look like Megamind.
Mark- Shut up whore.
Megamind by FB123123 April 21, 2011

megalongschlong 

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever
"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"