A penis that is at least 2 standard deviations greater in girth:length ratio than average. Also used as a mild insult in some cultures and subgroups.
Person 1: “Yo, I heard Mahmoud has a Megachode.”
Person 2: “I have also heard this”
Person 3: I bang dudes
Person 2: “I have also heard this”
Person 3: I bang dudes
by Alxke September 11, 2021
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It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.
That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.
That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.
That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
by lorddaaave March 23, 2011
Get the Megaphore mug.Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.
Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009
Get the Megawhore mug.A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.
by Harry hermione December 3, 2010
Get the Megashower mug.A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.
by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019
Get the Megawhore mug.1) The legal charge for killing a giant as stated in the Simpsons.
2) Popular song by the band Our Kingdom Crash.
2) Popular song by the band Our Kingdom Crash.
"Dave lost control of his car and slammed it into a 300 pound woman... in his trial, he was guilty for manslaughter, and megacide."
by Dave Solomon February 1, 2007
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