Megachode

A penis that is at least 2 standard deviations greater in girth:length ratio than average. Also used as a mild insult in some cultures and subgroups.

Person 1: “Yo, I heard Mahmoud has a Megachode.”
Person 2: “I have also heard this”
Person 3: I bang dudes

Megachode by Alxke September 11, 2021

megaphone life 

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

megaphone life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Megaphore

A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.

That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.

Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.

Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.

Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

Megashower 

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

Megashower by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

Megawhore 

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.

Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.

Megawhore by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019

Megacide 

1) The legal charge for killing a giant as stated in the Simpsons.

2) Popular song by the band Our Kingdom Crash.

"Dave lost control of his car and slammed it into a 300 pound woman... in his trial, he was guilty for manslaughter, and megacide."

Megacide by Dave Solomon February 1, 2007