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the morbidly of morbidly obese, like when you just ate two sandwiches for lunch and had a quater pounder with cheese from mcdonalds 20 minutes later with a large fris.
Damn youre so megabese! you deadass split the couch in two!
Megabese by SkyProPC May 19, 2022
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megababe 

Fairly self-explanatory, this word is used to describe females with extraordinary sexual appeal that gools would just love to root but unfortuately, he's too much of a chuss.
(Sometimes shortened to "MB" for the purposes of discretion)
gools: "hey pk whats up"
pk: "holy shit gooley, your lecture is chockers with megababes! are you in with any of them!?"
gools: "no."
pk: "have you spoken to any of them..?"
gools: "no."
pk: ".. you're a chuss."
gools: "ok."
megababe by peekers April 14, 2008

Megabate 

The act of masturbating to things found on the internet.
Ryan loved to Megabate all night long to that new gape porn website.
Megabate by Megabaters November 29, 2011

megabater 

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.
Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

Megalasesh 

The colloquial title for a large meeting of an official body or period devoted to a particular activity.
"Is everyone prepared for the week long megalasesh?" "With so many people being involved, this will be such a megalasesh" "Let's have a move marathon megalasesh" "It is time for the D&D megalasesh"
Megalasesh by Jai-Bomb December 22, 2014

Megababe 

Mega meaning greater than super, amazing or awesome. The absolute highest level of "awesomeness".
Babe meaning a beautiful woman. So a Megababe is the ultimate in attractiveness, hair is perfect, body is perfect, mind is perfect. Megababe was first used as the name of a super heroine in a game. Originally a Supergirl type character but with greater feminine curves. So because of copyright she was named Megababe.

A few women have achieved the level of Megababe some include: Angelina Jolie during her role as Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider movies, Pamela Anderson before Tommy Lee, Marilyn Monroe, Lucy Lawless as Xena, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson among many others. Very few have been able to keep the Megababe title. Sex seems to destroy it.
Fictional Megababes include: Red Sonja, Wonder Woman, She Hulk(Yes skin color doesn't matter), Ms. Victory, Jessica Rabbit and others.
That woman is one megababe.
Don't worry Megababe can lift that burning car.
Janie was such a megababe until she met Mike, now she's all used up.
Megababe by GamerGuy88 August 20, 2014