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Megabate 

The act of masturbating to things found on the internet.
Ryan loved to Megabate all night long to that new gape porn website.
Megabate by Megabaters November 29, 2011
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Megabyte 

Slang term for awesome. Mostly used in the eastern part of Germany, and, for some reasons also in the city of Frankfurt/Main.
Yo, did you hear about Phillip? He pulled two all nighters in the club this weekend. Again!

- This guy is fucking megabyte.
Megabyte by James1312jr November 24, 2015
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Megabyte 

(Comp Sci.)
1024 Kilobytes, written mB used to refer to size of files or media such as hard drives. Refers to amount of information in a file, or how much information can be contained on a Hard Drive or Disk. Also 1,048,576 bytes.
I downloaded at 4mBps.
Which is approximately 4096 kilobytes.
Megabyte by VoiDeD May 1, 2005

megababe 

Fairly self-explanatory, this word is used to describe females with extraordinary sexual appeal that gools would just love to root but unfortuately, he's too much of a chuss.
(Sometimes shortened to "MB" for the purposes of discretion)
gools: "hey pk whats up"
pk: "holy shit gooley, your lecture is chockers with megababes! are you in with any of them!?"
gools: "no."
pk: "have you spoken to any of them..?"
gools: "no."
pk: ".. you're a chuss."
gools: "ok."
megababe by peekers April 14, 2008

Megabyte 

A very big bite. Could be accompanied by a roar.
I was so hungry, I finished a whopper in 2 megabytes.
Megabyte by Matrixifyme August 19, 2006

megabater 

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.
Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

Megabase 

A big base a certain someone never finishes in Minecraft...
Person1: He always says he's gonna finish his megabase but never does!
Person2: Yeah, he's that certain someone
Megabase by Lenexus April 1, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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