Megabate

The act of masturbating to things found on the internet.

Ryan loved to Megabate all night long to that new gape porn website.

by Megabaters June 08, 2011

Megabed

When 2+ beds are pushed together to create one MEGABED, esp. when two beds are connected by a roll-away bed in a hotel room.

Originated in Anaheim, CA, September 9, 2006.

Bitches and first-timers have to sleep in the cracks between mattresses.

-How are we going to fit six people on these two queen beds?!
-MEGABED!

by Pirshafiey May 12, 2008

megabants

1) Banter x 10^6. That's an event which is 1 million times banterous than standard banter

1) Last night was megabants.

by Sikmandem July 26, 2010

MEGABED

Two beds pushed together to create one amazing gigantic bed. Not only a thousand (infinity) times better than a single bed by itself, but it can also somehow fit up to 6 people comfortably when lying horizontally, even though 2 people can barely fit on one bed when lying vertically.

Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.

Girl: How is MEGABED so amazing? I could talk for hours on end about how unbelievably awesome it is.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.

Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.

by One_Half_of _Mission_Squared May 17, 2010

megab

Megab is a bitch, commonly found hanging around faggots she has an entire army of pussy ass boys that all seem to be in love with her despite ALL her flaws, she enjoys breaking hearts and getting into fights over her dumb ass fuckboi of a friend jake overall a little whore and should be avoided at any cost

Guy 1: yeah she's really pretty but she's a bit of a Megab

Guy 2: run dude

by Slipknot282 January 11, 2016

MegaBed

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.

Liam: Dude, this MegaBed is going to make everyone happy.
05C: Yes.

by Oleh Zaychenko October 27, 2007

Double Megabed Floorgy

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.

Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.

by Floor 2 Peeps March 02, 2011