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mopstick 

A thirty round magazine for a semi automatic handgun
We bringing them mopsticks out to shoot up they block!
mopstick by Dontel21 March 30, 2016

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

meatstick 

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.
Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!
meatstick by Cass April 13, 2005

medicated meatstick 

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
medicated meatstick by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

Meatstick Marinade 

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.
This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.

meatstick 

another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang
guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang
meatstick by silentbob6 February 16, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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