Mecato

Colombian slang for snack, treat, junk food, etc.

“Para de comer tanto mecato hijueputa.”
“Stop eating so much junk food you son of a bitch.”

by Carancho February 27, 2023

Mercatores

To merk somebody to an extent that merk isnt suitable enough to describe the event.

Vlad is running in the streets and Doug trips him over....
Doug: Mercatores.

by DDEC November 30, 2010

meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009

meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

melatonin

A natural pill that not only helps you sleep but also gives you more intense vivid dreams. It also increases the chance of having a lucid dream.

That 6 mg of melatonin I took before I went to bed gave me a great nights sleep.

by TM January 8, 2005

Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption

Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.

by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010

Melatone

A sound (or sounds) that cause an increased amount of exhaustion.

“Damn bro! Your voice is making me sleepy. Take that melatone somewhere else!”

by LighterFaery68 February 10, 2019