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meat waffle 

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.
Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.
meat waffle by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

Belgium Meat Waffle 

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.
She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

meat headed dick waffle 

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

meatwaffle 

What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.
Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.
meatwaffle by redvette1960 June 25, 2004

Wiffle meat 

wondrous flesh between genitalia and anus.
She/he prefers it when I shave my wiffle meat.
Wiffle meat by ChazDoyle July 18, 2010

meatwaffle 

A waffle with various meats inside.
"I went over to IHOP and ordered a meatwaffle." -Oscar Wilde
meatwaffle by Meat Waffle October 5, 2007