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oscar wilde 

A literary genius and paragon of wit, paradox and meaning. His most famous work may be "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a book about a man who ceases to age, but his portrait continues to grow older, driving him to insanity and suicide. His last words, perhaps the funniest dying words in history, were "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." He went.
I wish I could be smart like Oscar Wilde
oscar wilde by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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Oscar Wilde 

Noun: A man who could resist everything except for temptation.

Verb: To do something incredibly intelligent.
"I just did an Oscar Wilde!"

"Wow! That's awesome!"

oscar wilde 

One of the best writers, poets, philosophers, and men of all time.
Oscar Wilde will marry me even though he's dead and gay(Bi); he will still be mine...

Oscar Wilde 

A flaming homosexual writer known for The Importance of Being Earnest and an assortment of witty quotes and phrases.
Oscar Wilde: "I kissed each one of them in every part of their bodies. They were all dirty and appealed to me just for that reason."

Oscar Wilde 

A minor author most famous for being homosexual, at at time when homosexuality was considered a myth.

His most famous works consist of:

Being Pink

Gay for a Day

My Happy life

Oscar Wilde Island 

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.
"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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