meatwaffle 

What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.

Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.

meatwaffle by redvette1960 June 25, 2004

meatwaffle 

A waffle with various meats inside.

"I went over to IHOP and ordered a meatwaffle." -Oscar Wilde

meatwaffle by Meat Waffle October 5, 2007

meat waffle 

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

meat waffle by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

Belgium Meat Waffle 

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

Belgium Meat Waffle by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

meatwallet 

A burly man who doesn't really know that he's cool.

Man 1: I suck.
Man 2: Meatwallet, you have seen anything have you?

meatwallet by Smart American Male September 10, 2006