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Meatsock 

Something that is a meat in a sock.
I want to eat the meatsock.
Meatsock by DrFunk March 24, 2003

meatsock 

a grey, old and linty sock full of bloody ground beef used for chewing or slapping.
feel the wrath of my meatsock!
meatsock by steinsta January 17, 2008

Meatsock 

a variation on the traditional meathead, a meatsock is as it sounds. It is literally (for all intents and purposes) a sock full of meat. This can be made worse if the sock is smelly or dirty.

The act of having both your socks and your head full of meat.
you're a meatsock

there's nothing in his socks but meat
Meatsock by GenghisChud March 30, 2010

Meatsock 

An old, crusty, holey, gray sock filled with raw ground beef. Can be used to show superiority after a Halo match, ruin someone's day, or just be funny.
I'm gonna whack you in the face with a meatsock and give you e.coli.
Meatsock by Nickarbak February 16, 2008

Meatsock 

A sock of which a male masturbates into.
It's a sock that one beats his meat into, you wear it like condom and jerk off to your hearts content.
shit don't touch that meatsock.

shit bro, hang on I gotta wash my meatsocks.
Meatsock by 603 Funk January 26, 2021

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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