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Meatleaner

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.
Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.
by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011
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meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.
"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"
by mdds1001 January 22, 2014
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sloppy meateaters

a fuckin rad ass band, that emerged from rome, georgia and took underground fans by storm, sadly they are no longer and have become under the weather.
wow the sloppy meateaters are playing a show tonight!
by represent yo! April 24, 2003
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Turkish Meatcleaver

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d
Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."
by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010
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meateater

Someone who is not picky about the food they eat and therefore is very smart and knows that becoming a vegetarian/vegan is stupid.
The vegan became a selfish asshole, the meateater became an open-minded genius.
by weirdgirl August 8, 2003
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meatbeater

cocksucker is someone who sucks cock, meatbeater is someone who gives handjobs
that slut is a meatbeater
by Sierra H December 12, 2007
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Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..
Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat
by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018
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