Operation Iraqi Liberation

I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.

This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.

by weirdgirl August 16, 2003

PETArd

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.

An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.

by weirdgirl June 18, 2003

government

A bunch of evil people who wish to inslave every man, woman, and child.

The government is made up of a bunch of liars.

by weirdgirl September 16, 2003

Soccer mom

A woman who usually wears jeans and tennis shoes, drives a mini-van with a little Jesus fish on the back, and is partly responsible for keeping violent shows off TV and C.D.s with cursings out of the music store. They frequently protest anything that they think will "harm" children and act like pinko commie bastards.

I hate soccer moms!

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

je$u$

The correct way to spell the name of Jesus, considering how the Church suckers people into giving them money.

by weirdgirl September 06, 2003

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

$cientology

Another way of spelling Scientology.

I would not become a member of the Church of $cientology if my life depended on it.

by weirdgirl September 06, 2003