weirdgirl's definitions

anti-abortionist

A terrorist who believes that if he/she blows up a Planed Parenthood clinic they will go to Heaven when they die, but killing abortion doctors is murder too (so they are becoming what they hate.) Many of them are preppies.

Anti-abortionists are the largest group of criminals in the United States and are the reason for the most bombings in the country.

by weirdgirl February 21, 2007

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 13, 2003

Soccer mom

A woman who usually wears jeans and tennis shoes, drives a mini-van with a little Jesus fish on the back, and is partly responsible for keeping violent shows off TV and C.D.s with cursings out of the music store. They frequently protest anything that they think will "harm" children and act like pinko commie bastards.

I hate soccer moms!

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

New Hampshire

The most boring state ever. Only good because we don't get taxed here.

I live in New Hampshire, and I HATE it!

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

skater boi

An idiotic boy who enjoys activities such as skateboarding. They are usually very self-centered and like to shout "Dude that was fat!" every time someone does a cool stunt on their skateboard.

Queston: How many staker boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, two to video tape it at different angles, and one to say "Dude that was fat!!!"

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.

Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.

by weirdgirl June 16, 2003

sell out

A musian or musical group that switches from their usuall sound just to be more radio-friendly. It can also mean someone who is too popular for their own good.

Eminem is a great example of a sell-out.

by weirdgirl June 18, 2003