weirdgirl's definitions

government

A bunch of evil people who wish to inslave every man, woman, and child.

The government is made up of a bunch of liars.

by weirdgirl September 16, 2003

skater boi

An idiotic boy who enjoys activities such as skateboarding. They are usually very self-centered and like to shout "Dude that was fat!" every time someone does a cool stunt on their skateboard.

Queston: How many staker boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, two to video tape it at different angles, and one to say "Dude that was fat!!!"

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.

Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.

by weirdgirl June 16, 2003

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 13, 2003

scientology

Fake ass religion that suckers people into giving money to cheapo bastards. What they tell you about it is that if you believe in Scientology you will be forever happy, however, this is just an excuse to get your money.

Many rich Celebirties are in the Church of Scientology. Hmmmmmm........

by weirdgirl August 7, 2003

scumweasel

A person who you thought you could trust when you first met him, but then he tricked you. Much like George W. Bush.

Dubya is a scumweasel. So are soccer moms, members of PETA, and pro-lifers.

by weirdgirl June 28, 2003

Censorship

Preventing details of songs, movies, or any other form of entertainment that parents think is obsene. This ruins many movies/television shows because many things like gore, sex, violence, swears, gay relationships, drug useage, and other things are completely left out. Also, censorship is responsible for starting many useless parent groups that try to prevent anyone under the age of 18 from listening to music with profanity, watching movies, or watching TV. In other words, censorship needs to stop NOW!

Two of the parent groups that are for censorship, the PMRC (which is anti-music) and The White Dot (which is anti-television) have to be the most pointless, worthless organizations ever, right up there with Right-to-lifers and PETA.

by weirdgirl August 25, 2003