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Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..
Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat
Meatbeater by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018

meatbeater

when you beat your meat so hard your dick cums out blood
your a fucking meatbeater
meatbeater by little pp December 31, 2019

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Meatleaner 

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.
Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.
Meatleaner by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011

Meat Beater 

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin
You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.
Meat Beater by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

meatwater 

To have diarrhea with the consistency of water with chuncks of meat in it. Meatwater
Man those tacos we had last night gave me some stank meatwater this morning.
meatwater by vits July 20, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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