Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..

Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat

by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018

meatbeater

cocksucker is someone who sucks cock, meatbeater is someone who gives handjobs

that slut is a meatbeater

by Sierra H December 12, 2007

Italian Meatbeat

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it

I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!

by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011

meatbeater

when you beat your meat so hard your dick cums out blood

your a fucking meatbeater

by little pp December 31, 2019

Meatbeat Peepshow

noun
The split-second horror show when someone barges in right as you’re mid-session with yourself, leaving you both scarred and scrambling for the nearest blanket.

“I was deep in my zone last night when my roommate pulled a Meatbeat Peepshow—now we’re just avoiding eye contact over breakfast.”

by DoomTickler March 16, 2025