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a smarty-pants, someone who is always right. a Mathangi is an amazing and loyal friend, and is always there to cheer you up with adorable little frog drawings. Mathangi’s are obsessed with the color blue and tend to have deep emotional discussions with people who mean something to her. She will shed her blood when she sees her loved ones cry. Mathangi’s are ALWAYS right, even though their brain may take a little vacation every now and then, they will forever remain a smarty-pants.
Oh I would want to be a Mathangi!

I would trade my life to be her, Mathangi.
Mathangi by YashDra October 4, 2018

Meathane 

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)
We are waiting on the meathane to come.
Meathane by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

meathanky 

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)
meathanky by BioMenace September 24, 2008

mathanghi 

one of the best girls out there. kind, beautiful, brave - check, check, and check... if u ever come across one, make sure to keep her close to you and never let go, as they are extremely rare to come by
person 1: I met a Mathanghi the other day
person 2: WHAT? did you let her go? no wayy
mathanghi by freakyfishyfishy March 15, 2022
An exotic species of coconut
That Mathangi is quite hairy.
Mathangi by 2Nastys1 October 13, 2010

meatvangelist 

one who encourages the consumption of meat by a person who rarely or never eats meat.
A: Was this an attempt to get me to eat meat?

M: I’m no meatvangelist. You do what you want to do.
meatvangelist by Mike Hillman August 10, 2007
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